You might be a grammar terrorist if…
You think the Oxford Comma is an admission test for college students.
You think a semicolon is part of your bowel.
You couldn’t care less weather it snows or not.
You think a squinting modifier is something that your grandfather needs, so he can easily read the newspaper.
You think a parenthetical statement is the part of the police report your parent has to fill out.
You think parallel construction is when both sides of the road are being repaired at the same time.
You think dangler is the proper word for dingleberry.